And this was my original collage masterpiece* the for the other unwritten "torrent' entry. It was sposed to be an epic poem of epic badness but my verbal skills were dieded.
I should have written it down when I first thought of it. Oh well.
Parts I remember are:
**"Carp to the right!
Carp to the left!
Carping harpoonists keep carping
**Yusss. I need to work on my poetry.
*Yes, I have very low standards when it comes to art. I pride myself on my being a Philistine. Which, of course, is what you call someone who comes from the Philippines, according to some kid on Youtube.